Let me set the stage for you. It’s 2014, and you're on vacation with your wife's family.
No, I don’t think you understand. I mean her whole family. Grandparents, aunts & uncles, cousins—the whole shebang.
This vacation is a big deal. My mother-in-law is the oldest of 11, and my wife is the oldest of 39 grandchildren. They’ve been doing this every summer f…