The Salad Theory

You're probably doing it wrong

Ok, let's talk about the elephant in the room. I don't know how to plate a salad.

They always look gross. Always. Doesn't matter how I set it up. I try layering everything. I try tossing it. Nothing works. It's like a defense mechanism. Like my brain is saying “Dude. You don't want this. You want a bucket of onion rings and a baker’s dozen of pizza puffs…