A Disaster in Many Parts

A Disaster in Many Parts

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The Salad Theory
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The Salad Theory

You're probably doing it wrong

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Mike Rogers
May 19, 2023
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Ok, let's talk about the elephant in the room. I don't know how to plate a salad.

They always look gross. Always. Doesn't matter how I set it up. I try layering everything. I try tossing it. Nothing works. It's like a defense mechanism. Like my brain is saying “Dude. You don't want this. You want a bucket of onion rings and a baker’s dozen of pizza puffs…

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